Protector Patty
Item code 100001002
Title M.A.M.A. Chairman
Size 7" x 12" x 17" (LxWxH) (Length is 30" with tail extended)
Price $24.99
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Protector Patty is the current chairman of M.A.M.A (Mothers Against Monster Activity).  Throughout her career she has detached hundreds of cotton fiber monsters from the sock and underwear drawers of frightened children.  Even today’s elaborate blended microfiber monsters of reinforced polyester, Kevlar and steel belted radials are no match for Protector Patty’s M.S.D. (Monster Sensory Detection) trained eyes.  When she’s not scanning under the bed or arranging the dresser drawers of your child’s room she loves to play with her own little one, Valiant Valerie.  Valerie’s favorite game is... You guessed it, Protector Patty cake.